QR codes

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Sometimes these Substack posts are purely for entertainment.

Sometimes they are for instruction.

And sometimes, they go beyond that.

Today, we are pleased to present you with an assortment of QR codes that will hopefully enhance your life any number of ways.

Don’t thank us. Your pleasure is our pleasure.

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—With this QR code, a person will come to your house and feed your pet(s) for a month:

—This QR code will gain you entry to Barack Obama’s private box at the US Open. Charcuterie included!:

—This QR code will allow you to take batting practice at the 2027 Major League Baseball All-Star game:

—This QR code gets you a camel ride across the Gobi Desert. Ask for Jim or Khongolyn:

—This QR code gets you a trip to the International Space Station, out of Cape Kennedy (not yet Cape Trump):

—This QR code gets you a cabin aboard the Trans-Siberian Railway from Moscow to Vladivostok. You need not be trans to ride, although you may be:

—This QR code gets you a personal visit from the author of this Substack, who will make you breakfast for a week and join you for up to three long walks in the woods:

—This QR code entitles you to a 20 oz. bag of Cheetos at any participating Valero, WaWa, Sheetz or Casey’s convenience stores:

We hope these QR codes will bring you many hours of adventure and enjoyment.

Remember—restack and share!

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“Working Class Hero”: