Yeah, Right!
"Wheels" dept.
Someone told me that someone said they saw a cart going super fast and that it was traveling on these round things!
“Wheels,” they called them.
Yeah, right!
Everyone knows that if you’re going to bring a cart from one place to another place, you drag it!
That’s how it is, and that’s how it will always be!
Yeah, Right
I also heard that someone, some doctor or whatever, kept someone from getting a disease by giving them a tiny bit of the disease!
Read that again, if you want a good laugh.
I mean—giving them a tiny bit of the disease!
Yeah, right!
If the earth wasn’t at the center of the universe, you’d want to kick these dum-dums off!
But they’d just fall back down, so it wouldn’t matter.
Although, now, if you can believe it, there’s some folks who think that we go around the sun!
Yeah, right!
If that were true, then why does it rise and set every day? If we went around the sun, it would just be there all the time. Or something like that. Whatever! These guys think they’re so smart!
Yeah, right!
Hair Dryers
There is also—get a load of this—some people who supposedly play an electric guitar! Can you imagine? A guitar, with electricity running through it! As if you wouldn’t immediately be electrocuted and die! But still, there’s folks who swear it’s true.
Yeah, right!
I can’t care about any of that stuff. I’m plenty busy with this perpetual motion machine I got going out in the yard. Last night before bed I thought I had it. Then, in the morning, it had stopped. But I’m getting there. I don’t need a “wheel” for it, that I can tell you. I don’t need to inject it with any disease for it to work, I can tell you!
Some of my neighbors are skeptical.
Dum-dums!
They say, “It’ll never work.”
Yeah, right!
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“Closer to the Moon”:
Dan, loved the moon song. As always your guitar playing is impeccable. Watch out for dem red tornadoes. Yesterday I caught a 20 inch channel catfish off my boathouse. I thought it was a shark as it was wearing me out trying to land it. May soon have gator meat on my dinner plate. The gator has been here for a month and the MS Department of Wildlife has determined it to be a safety threat since it has been in my neighbor’s yard and twice at my boat house. The big odometer in the sky keeps turning over. Hello to Lula. Senior next year?
Love the song! re-stacked and shared….